Real Fake White Dirt

3-5 April at 7pm
Ticket Prices: $10-$15
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REAL FAKE WHITE DIRT is the freshest produce on the poetic block. This is a one woman show made using only the finest ripe white fruit from the tree of multi-culturalism. Locally bottled, marinated, and served with custard, this show spits out seeds on its plate, and does not apologize for the mess.

If you ever wondered what to do about your nasal Pakeha vowels, if you were ever too white to join the kapahaka group, if you ever lied about your heritage just to give you street cred - then REAL FAKE WHITE DIRT is the show for you.

Get in now to see how spoken word meets theatre in REAL FAKE WHITE DIRT - a show set to tour London and Edinburgh Fringe in 2014.

For a friendly and anxious tongue in the cheek of being a culturally sensitive honkie, come and see REAL FAKE WHITE DIRT at THE BASEMENT THEATRE on 3rd, 4th and 5th April at 7.00pm