Alayne never forgets an insult, in fact she wrote a whole show about it. Come see Alayne's comedy show about growing up queer in rural New Zealand, reading fanfiction on dial-up internet, being a walking stereotype (a librarian with terrible eyesight who is very hot), and finally, becoming a Bunnings gay.

“Funny and authentic with expertly timed jabs...nobody leaves the theatre without a massive smile" Wellyott
“Frenetic but laser-like focus" Regional News