Unfortunately due to a medical event, "These Are My Jokes. No Refunds." has been cancelled. Despite the show's name, all affected ticket holders will be contacted directly by iTicket to arrange a refund. We apologise for any inconvenience.

“Hello, it’s me, your best friend Rhys. I suppose we should probably start putting together a new show? But how? Well, what about I come to where you are and for a low price I stand on stage and try and work it out? Would that be nice? Would you like that? Ok great. See you soon. Love you. No you hang up. X”

“Nicholson is an absolute master of the form...” ★★★★★ TimeOut Sydney 

“... the most laughs per minute.” ★★★★★ Theatre Matters.